Wait, what about China accessing my emails?

A few nights ago, after my computer refused to do anything besides intermitently turning off and displaying a digitized version of a computer lsd trip. I was to believe that either the video card in my Hewlitt Packard's laptop had torched itself under the stress of too much burden. I honestly don't consider myself a very demanding computer user but I find myself continually disappointed in technology. I would say thoroughly disappointed, actually--with technology. But I digress. What my computer problem could have also been was a virus. I remember around the age of 13 or so I asked my dad what kind of person would want to infect strangers' computers with viruses? He answered shrewdly, "sick people, Ryan." Anyway, I saw all three of the Matrixes--Matrices? Believe you me, I know what seedy computer types are capable of. I am currently writing from my girlfriend's computer and I was treated to this delightful message:

"We believe your account was recently accessed from: China"